takže jsem tu dlouho nebyl no tak jsem si pro vás připravil vtip na téma Dooma 
Ok začínáme:
Jde počítačoví analitik do nebe a tam mu svatý petr
řekne že za používání nelegálního softwaru pude do pekla.
Za 3 dny zavolá sám Ďábel:
"Co ste mi to sem poslali ?!"
Ten magor mi pozabíjel všechny čerty a zníčil všechny hrnce
a pořád dokola řve:
"Kde je kur*a vchod do dalšího levlu ?!"
Snad se vtip líbil.BTW.: Jak udělám to aby byl některej text zobrazen jen na titulní stránce a potom aby kdo by se chtěl víc dočíst kliknul by a uviděl by celej obsah.Promiňte ale zas moc Dooma nehraju :-( Blbne mi PC.
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to už tu bylo mam dojem
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Já tu jsem novej takže to nevím :-)
Byl tu podobnej: Přijde Svatý Petr do pekla a všude vidí jen torza těl čertů, krev, zkázu na n-tou. Za jedním kotlem najde vyděšnýho Satana a ptá se ho, co se to tam děje. A satan řekne: "No, je tady jeden Doomer s motorovkou, nevím co s ním. Vem ho pl do nebe, tam to bude v poho." Petr na to kejvne a za chvíli je Doomer v nebi. Nechápavě kouká na ženy a děti, na ten mír, atd., potom mu zajiskří oči, nastartuje motorovku a zvolá: "Bonus level!!"
Nojo,povedenější,ale tendle je vtipnější :D
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